We all know what the biggest event is this weekend. You've probably already dragged your chaps out of the closet to get the wrinkles out. We see you, leather novices!

Autumnal action includes fun fundraisers, campy club nights, celebrity concerts, and down & dirty dance nights. Shed a few leaves and get out.

When was the last time you stayed up all night, dancing and sweating and having fun with the young kids? If it's been too long, here are some options for a night of revelry.

Prepare to be amazed. Wickedly funny comics, spintastic DJs, sensationally sexy gogos, daring drag shows, and ... okay, we admit it, a few over-the-top queens, but we're not naming names. At least they get out there and work... er, werk.

Oh my gravy, it's already autumn, or at least almost September. Back to schoolin'! Here are this week's events of fun nightlifery.

New Orleans is without compare as a travel destination for gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender, and even straight people, combining world class bawdiness, drinking, exquisite fine and casual dining, art, and a matchless music scene.

We're on a mission to deliver fun. From cover bands (The Killer Queens) to punk-psyche faves (Thee Oh Sees), music live or DJed (Swagger Like Us welcomes Mz 007) guarantees auditory ambiance that's destined to please. Your nightlife awaits!

Hoppin' and boppin', shakin' and bakin' (muffins, that is). How's your summer winding up? Here, have more fun, with a slew of comedy shows that'll inevitably offend someone.

Outside Lands will draw feature headliners Elton John, The Black Keys, and Billy Idol. But since it's sold out, we've deigned to provide info on a few smaller shows for your amusement.

Bla bla nightlife emergency bla. If you're a tad exhausted from last weekend's festivities, you're not alone. Gird your loins for yet more entertainments of a nocturnal mission.

Midsummer fun has a lot of '80s music flashbacks. Seriously, it's like my 20s are the new...whatever we call this decade. Culture Club, Morrissey, Blondie, Ricky Lee Jones, Pat Benatar! Goodness, it's difficult to choose. Good luck!

Among the new nightclub shows, "Champagne White and the Temple of Poon," the eagerly-awaited sequel to the hilarious hit comedy "Shit & Champagne."

An actual hot summer may make your nightlife plans to be outdoors a requirement. It's all about the patios! Find your place in or out of the sun, or catch a breeze as some ultra hot vocalists and slew of sexy male strip shows heighten the temperature.

With recent Supreme Court decisions, you might feel a tad more patriotic this year. So switch your rainbow flag, and enjoy some red, white and blue celebrations, along with those events that sparkle in every color.