The many diverse talents presented by Kung Pao Kosher Comedy include gay, lesbian and straight comedians who offer more than a few quick laughs. The newest of these talents, Sampson McCormick, will be part of the line-up at the next Comedy Returns.

The story is too complex to relate in this space. But be it known that there is a pirate of comic dastardliness known as Black Stache, who will eventually become known as Capt. Hook.

It’s shocking to sit back, relax, and be taken care of by someone who can sing, tell jokes, and knowingly ad-lib with the audience, while flawlessly made-up, bewigged, and decked out in spangly costumes and heels.