Santa's coming, if you believe in hot bear daddies in red plush suits. And why not? Here's a hung stocking full of nightlife gifts to tide you over until the big man stuffs your chimney.
Thursday, Dec. 17
Bulge @ Powerhouse
Grace Towers hosts the weekly gogo-tastic night of sexy dudes shakin' their bulges and getting wet in their undies for $100 prize (contest at midnight), and dance beats spun by DJ DAMnation. 10pm-2am. 1347 Folsom St. www.powerhousebar.com
Christmas Corral @ Oasis
Cora Values and her ensemble perform a wacky satire of Dickens "A Christmas Carol" set at a rural truck stop. $20. 7pm. Also dec. 18. 298 11th St. at Folsom. 795-3180. www.sfoasis.com
Comedy Returns @ El Rio
The monthly night of witty stand-up this time includes Shazia Mirza from London, doctor-by-day Priyanka Wali, Emily Epstein White, Irene Tu, and host Lisa Geduldig. $7-$20. 8pm. 3158 Mission St. www.elriosf.com
Full Frontal Comedy @ Lookout
Yuri Kagan hosts the montholy comedy night, with Clay Newman, Nathan Habib, Allison Mick and Michael Brandon. 8pm. Proceeds benefit #BeRobin homeless outreach. 3600 16th St. www.lookoutsf.com
Funny Fun @ Club 21, Oakland
LGBT comedy night hosted by Dan Mires. $10. 8pm. 2111 Franklin St. Oakland. (510) 268-9425. www.club21oakland.com
The Golden Girls @ Victoria Theatre
The Christmas Episodes (two of them) are performed with over-the-top camp by Heklina, D'Arcy Drollinger and a drag queen/king cast of local talents. $25. Thu-Sat 8pm, Sun 7pm. Thru Dec. 20. 2961 16th St. www.goldengirlschristmas.eventbrite.com
Gym Class @ Hi Tops
Enjoy cheap/free whiskey shots from jock-strapped hotties and sexy sports videos at the popular sports bar. 10pm-2am. 2247 Market St. 551-2500. www.HiTopsSF.com
Karaoke Night @ The Stud
"Sing Til It Hurts" the new weekly night with hostess Sister Flora (Floozy) Goodthyme. 8pm; happy hour drinks til 10pm. 10pm-2am. 399 9th St. www.studsf.com
Katya's Holiday Spectacular @ Feinstein's at the Nikko
Our favorite Russian royal exile drag singing star (aka actor J. Conrad Frank) returns for her annual night of music and hilarity, with music director Joe Wicht, and guest performers. $30-$45. 8pm. Hotel Nikko, 222 Mason St. www.russianoperadiva.com www.hotelnikkosf.com/feinsteins.aspx
Mary Go Round @ Lookout
Mercedez Munro and Holotta Tymes' weekly drag show. $5. 10:30pm show. 3600 16th St. www.lookoutsf.com
The Monster Show @ The Edge
The weekly drag show with themed nights, gogo guys and hilarious fun. $5. 9pm-2am. 4149 18th St. at Collingwood. www.edgesf.com
My So-Called Night @ Beaux
Carnie Asada hosts a new weekly '90s-themed video, dancin', drinkin' night, with VJs Jorge Terez. Get down with your funky bunch, and enjoy 90-cent drinks. '90s-themed attire and costume contest. No cover. 9pm-2am. 2344 Market St. www.beauxsf.com
Nap's Karaoke @ Virgil's Sea Room
Sing out loud at the weekly least judgmental karaoke in town, hosted by the former owner of the bar. No cover. 9pm. 3152 Mission St. 829-2233. www.virgilssf.com
Nightlife @ California Academy of Sciences
Themed event nights at the fascinating nature museum, with DJed dancing, cocktails, fish, frogs, food and fun. $10-$12. 6pm-10pm, 55 Music Concourse Drive, Golden Gate Park. 379-8000. www.calacademy.org
Queer Karaoke @ Club OMG
Dana hosts the amateur singing night, 8pm. 43 6th St. www.clubOMGsf.com
Sony Holland @ The Ritz-Carlton
The sultry songstress returns for an extended run of jazz concerts in the swanky lounge of the famed hotel. 6:30pm-9pm. Thu-Sat. 600 Stockton St. www.sonyholland.com
Tesla Boy @ Rickshaw Stop
Russian techno-synth band performs their cool tunes. Rose Quartz opens; DJs Devon and Mr. Smith. $12-$14. 8pm. 155 Fell St. www.teslaboy.com www.rickshawstop.com
Throwback Thursdays @ Qbar
Enjoy retro 80s soul, dance and pop classics with DJ Jorge Terez. No cover. 9pm-2am. 456 Castro St. www.QbarSF.com
Thursday Night Live @ SF Eagle
Music night with local and touring bands. $8. 9:30pm. 398 12th St. at Harrison. www.sf-eagle.com
Tubesteak Connection @ Aunt Charlie's Lounge
Disco guru DJ Bus Station John spins grooves at the intimate retro music night. $4. 10pm-2am. 133 Turk St. at Taylor. www.auntcharlieslounge.com
Xcess Thursdays @ The Cafe
Frisco Robbie and Persia's dance and pop music night gets the weekend started, with gogo guys and gals, plus drink specials and guest DJs. No cover. 9pm-2am. 2369 Market St. www.cafesf.com
Friday, Dec. 18
Baauer @ Mezzanine
The popular Brooklyn DJ/tunesmith ("Harlem Shake") plays; Djemba Djemba and DJ Dials also spin. $20-$25. 9pm. 444 Jessie St. www.mezzaninesf.com
Boy Bar @ The Cafe
Gus Presents' weekly dance night, with DJ Kid Sysko, cute gogos and $2 beer (before 10pm). 2369 Market St. www.cafesf.com
Comedy Noir @ Balancoire
Valerie Branch's weekly comedy night, where she embodies her faux queen character Pia Messing for some offbeat wit, along with guest performers. $5. 8pm-10pm. 2565 Mission St. www.balancoiresf.com
Dancing Ghosts @ Cat Club
The monthly dark wave, industrial Goth music night goes all-out UK, with DJs Xander, Joe Radio, Fact.50, and Omar. $5-$8. 10pm-2am. 1190 Folsom St. at 8th. www.sfcatclub.com
Growlr @ SF Eagle
DJ Paul Goodyear spins grooves at the cruisy bear, cub, dude night; Growlr app drink specials. $5. 9pm-2am. 398 12th St. at Harrison. www.sf-eagle.com
Happy Friday @ Midnight Sun
The popular video bar ends each work week with gogo guys (starting at 9pm) and drink specials. 4067 18th St. 861-4186. www.midnightsunsf.com
Hardbox @ Powerhouse
Guy Ruben and Gehno Aviance spin cruisy grooves at the sporty MMA boxing-themed kink night, with gogo fights and the men of the Bare Chest Calendar 2015. Go shirtless and get free clothes check; strip down to boxers and get a free drink! Bring clean new socks and underwear for raffle tickets. $5. 10pm-2am. 1347 Folsom st. www.powerhousebar.com
Hard Fridays @ Qbar
DH Haute Toddy's weekly electro-pop night with hotty gogos. $3. 9pm-2am (happy hour 4pm-9pm). 456 Castro St. www.QbarSF.com
Ladies of San Francisco @ Club OMG
Galilea hosts the new weekly "old school drag show" with guest performers and DJ Jack Rojo. $4. 43 6th St. www.clubOMGsf.com
Latin Explosion @ Club 21, Oakland
Lulu, Jacki, and Vicki cohost the festive gogo-filled dance club that features Latin pop dance hits with DJs Speedy Douglas Romero and Fabricio. $6-$12. 9pm-4am. 2111 Franklin St., Oakland. (510) 268-9425. www.club21oakland.com
Luciana @ The EndUp
British electropop DJ, with DJ Hawthorne, spins grooves at the historic club. $15. 11pm-8am. 401 6th St. www.theendup.com
Manimal @ Beaux
Gogo-tastic dance night starts off your weekend. $5. 9pm-2am. 2344 Market St. www.beauxsf.com
Midnight Show @ Divas
Weekly drag shows at the last transgender-friendly bar in the Polk; with hosts Victoria Secret, Alexis Miranda and several performers. Also Saturdays. $10. 11pm. 1081 Polk St. www.divassf.com
El Mundo @ Empire Ballroom
The new weekly Latin night at the Civic Center renovated nightclub features drag shows, gogo guys and gals, and DJed grooves. 9pm-3am. 555 Golden Gate. www.theempireroomsf.com
Party Nights @ Club BnB, Oakland
Different events each week. 10pm-2am. 2120 Broadway. (510) 759-7340. www.club-bnb.com
Red Hots Burlesque @ Beatbox
The saucy women's burlesque revue's weekend show; different musical guests each week. Also Wednesday nights. $10-$20. 7:30pm. 314 11th St. www.redhotsburlesque.com www.beatboxsf.com
Some Thing @ The Stud
Mica Sigourney and pals' weekly offbeat drag performance night. 10pm-2am. 399 9th St. www.studsf.com
Swagger Like Us @ Oasis
Queer hip hop night features TT The artists, with DJs davO, Bianca Oblivion, and a vibrant crowd. $10. 10pm-2am. 298 11th St. at Folsom. 795-3180. www.sfoasis.com
Undressed @ Balancoire
New male burlesque night, hosted by Lauren Foster (transgender Vogue model) and Johna Myer (Andrew Christian underwear model), with dancing male studs. 2565 Mission St. 920-0577. www.balancoiresf.com
Saturday, Dec. 19
Beach Blanket Babylon @ Club Fugazi
The musical comedy revue celebrates its 40th year with an ever-changing lineup of political and pop culture icons, all in gigantic wigs. Special holiday shows now thru New Year's Eve. Reg: $25-$160. Beer/wine served; cash only; 21+, except where noted. 678 Beach Blanket Babylon Blvd (Green St.). 421-4222. www.beachblanketbabylon.com
Bootie SF @ DNA Lounge
Adrian and Mysterious D headline the mash-up madness night's Anti-Holiday Party. Monster Drag Show at 11pm. Also, DJs MC2 and Paul Goodyear in the monster Eelectro House Party. $10. 10pm-3am. 375 11th St. www.dnalounge.com
La Bota Loca @ Club 21, Oakland
Latin, hip hop and Electro music night. $5-$25. 9pm-4am. 2111 Franklin St., Oakland. www.club21oakland.com
Club Rimshot @ Club BNB, Oakland
Get groovin' at the weekly hip hop and R&B night at their new location. 8-$15. 9pm to 4am. 2120 Broadway. (510) 759-7340. www.club-bnb.com
An Evening With Connie Champagne @ Oasis
The talented vocalist channels Judy Garland in a subtle yet witty song-filled concert of holiday classics. $25 and up. 7pm. 298 11th St. at Folsom. 795-3180. www.sfoasis.com
Gameboi SF @ Rickshaw Stop
The monthly dance night for gay Asian guys, gals and their pals. $8-$15. 9:30pm-2am. 155 Fell St. www.rickshawstop.com
Holiday Party @ Club OMG
DJ Jack Rojo plays pop faves; enjoy holiday cheer with staff and patrons. 7pm-10pm. 43 6th St. www.clubomgsf.com
JetBlacq @ Hotel Rex
Holiday cabaret concert with Rebecca Faiola and her band. $35-$60. 8pm. cocktails and small plates available. 562 Sutter St. (800) 982-2787. www.societycabaret.com
Leather, Lace and Lust @ Center for Sex & Culture
Erotic reading night with Daddy X, Jean Marie Stine, Linda Poelzl, Xan west, Mistress Lorelei Powers and M. Christian. $10. 7:30pm. 1349 Mission St. www.sexandculture.org
Lustre @ Club 6
Calamus and Comfort & Joy's year-end Winter Solstice party, with an early eve dinner, live performances (Krylon Superstar, Brontez Purnell, Eli Wise, The Street Trade), and drag show hosted by Ultra, DJs Pleasure Cadet, CBass, Mark O'Brien, Siobhan Aluvalot, J. Maximilian and Dulche, and all-night Burner Faerie fun. $15-$25. 7:30pm-5:30am. 60 6th St. lustre2015.eventbrite.com
Make Out Party @ SF Eagle
Nark Magazine crew hits the leather bar, with DJs FutureWife and Boomer Banks. 9pm-2am. 398 12th St. at Harrison. www.sf-eagle.com
Mother @ Oasis
Heklina's weekly drag show night with different themes, always outrageously hilarious. Dec. 19: Swede Emotion, an ABBA night. $10-$25. 10pm-2am. 298 11th St. at Folsom. 795-3180. www.sfoasis.com
Saturgay @ Qbar
Stanley Frank spins house dance remixes at the intimate Castro dance bar. $3. 9pm-2am (weekly beer bust 2pm-9pm). 456 Castro St. www.QbarSF.com
Soul Delicious @ Lookout
Brunch, booze, sass and grooves, with the Mom DJs, Motown sounds, and soul food. 11am-4pm. 3600 16th St. www.lookoutsf.com
Soul Party @ Elbo Room
DJs Lucky, Paul, and Phengren Osward spin 60s soul 45s. $5-$10 ($5 off in semi-formal attire). 10pm-2am. 647 Valencia St. 552-7788. www.elbo.com
Sugar @ The Cafe
Dance, drink, cruise at the Castro club. 9pm-2am. 2369 Market St. www.cafesf.com
Sunday, Dec. 20
Beer Bust @ SF Eagle
The classic leather bar's most popular Sunday daytime event in town draws the menfolk. Beer bust donations benefit local nonprofits (Check the website for a list of recipients). 3pm-6pm. Now also on Saturdays. 398 12th St. at Harrison. www.sf-eagle.com
Big Top @ Beaux
The fun Castro nightclub, with hot local DJs and sexy gogo guys and gals. $5. 9pm-2am. 2344 Market St. www.Beauxsf.com
Disco Daddy @ SF Eagle
Yummy holiday edition of DJ Bus Station John's groovy retro disco dance party. $5. 7pm-12am. 398 12th St. www.sf-eagle.com
Domingo De Escandal @ Club OMG
Weekly Latin night with drag shows hosted by Vicky Jimenez and DJ Luis. 7pm-2am. 43 6th St. www.clubomgsf.com
Femme, Xtravaganza @ Balancoire
Weekly live music shows with various acts, along with brunch, mimosas, champagne and more, at the stylish nightclub and restaurant; shows at 12:30pm, 1:30pm and 2:45pm. After that, T-Dance drag shows at 7pm, 10pm and 11pm. 2565 Mission St. at 21st. 920-0577. www.balancoiresf.com
GlamaZone @ The Cafe
Pollo del Mar's weekly drag show takes on different themes with a comic edge. 8:30-11:30pm. 2369 Market St. www.cafesf.com
Jock @ The Lookout
Enjoy the weekly jock-ular fun, with DJed dance music at sports team fundraisers. 12pm-1am. 3600 16th St. www.lookoutsf.com
Kim Nalley @ Feinstein's at the Nikko
The talented blues and jazz singer performs at the classy cabaret nightclub. $35-$50. 3pm. Hotel Nikko, 222 Mason St. www.hotelnikkosf.com/feinsteins.aspx
Sunday's a Drag @ Starlight Room
Donna Sachet hosts the weekly fabulous brunch and drag show, now celebrating its tenth anniversary. $45. 11am, show at noon; 1:30pm, show at 2:30pm. 450 Powell St. in Union Square. 395-8595. www.starlightroomsf.com
Monday, Dec. 21
Drag Mondays @ The Cafe
Mahlae Balenciaga and DJ Kidd Sysko's weekly drag and dance night, 2014's last of the year. 9pm-1am. 2369 Market St. www.cafesf.com
Epic Karaoke @ White Horse, Oakland
Mondays and Tuesdays popular weekly sing-along night. No cover. 8:30pm-1am. 6551 Telegraph Ave, (510) 652-3820. www.whitehorsebar.com
Gaymer Meetup @ Brewcade
The weekly LGBT video game enthusiast night include big-screen games and signature beers, with a new remodeled layout, including an outdoor patio. No cover. 7pm-11pm. 2200 Market St. www.brewcadesf.com
Holiday Ice Rink @ Union Square
Enjoy skating, hot drinks and fun in the downtown center of holiday shopping. $7-$11. Skate rental $6. Thru Jan. 14. Various times, 10am-11pm. 333 Post St. www.unionsquareicerink.com
Hysteria @ Martuni's
Irene Tu and Jessica Sele cohost the comedy open mic night for women and queers. No cover. 6pm-8:30pm. 4 Valencia St.
Mahogany Mondays @ Midnight Sun
Honey Mahogany's weekly drag and musical talent show starts around 10pm. 4067 18th St. 861-4186. www.midnightsunsf.com
Monday Musicals @ The Edge
Sing along at the popular musical theatre night; also Wednesdays. 7pm-2am. 2 for 1 cocktail, 5pm-closing. 4149 18th St. at Collingwood. www.edgesf.com
No No Bingo @ Virgil's Sea Room
Mica Sigourney and Tom Temprano cohost the wacky weekly game night at the cool Mission bar. 8pm. 3152 Mission St. www.virgilssf.com
Opulence @ Beaux
Weekly dance night, with Jocques, DJs Tori, Twistmix and Andre. 9pm-2am. 2344 Market St. www.beauxsf.com
Piano Bar 101 @ Martuni's
Sing-along night with talented locals, and charming accompanist Joe Wicht (aka Trauma Flintstone). 9pm. 4 Valencia St. at Market. www.dragatmartunis.com
Underwear Night @ 440
Strip down to your skivvies at the popular men's night. 9pm-2am. 440 Castro St. 621-8732. www.the440.com
Tuesday, Dec. 22
13 Licks @ Qbar
The "lezzie queer dance party" brings out the femmes and butches. 9pm-2am. 456 Castro St. 864-2877. www.qbarsf.com
Block Party @ Midnight Sun
Weekly screenings of music videos, concert footage, interviews and more, of popular pop stars. 9pm-2am. 4067 18th St. 861-4186. www.midnightsunsf.com
Cock Shot @ Beaux
Shot specials and adult Bingo games, with DJs Chad Bays and Riley Patrick, at the new weekly night. No cover. 9pm-2am. 2344 Market St. www.beauxsf.com
Funny Tuesdays @ Harvey's
Ronn Vigh hosts the weekly LGBT and gay-friendly comedy night. One-drink or menu item minimum. 9pm. 500 Castro St. at 18th. 431-HARV. www.harveyssf.com
Gaymer Night @ Eagle
Gay gaming fun on the bar's big screen TVs. Have a nerdgasm and a beer with your pals. 8pm. 398 12th St. www.sf-eagle.com
Jackie Beat: White Meat or Dark? @ Oasis
L.A.'s scathingly funny drag performer performs a new holiday themed comic song-filled concert. $25-$35. 7pm & 9pm. 298 11th St. at Folsom. 795-3180. www.sfoasis.com
Meow Mix @ The Stud
The weekly themed variety cabaret showcases new and unusual talents; MC Ferosha Titties. $3-$7. Show at 11pm. 9pm-2am. 399 9th St. at Harrison. www.studsf.com
Naked Night @ Nob Hill Theatre
Strip down as the strippers also take it all off. $20. 9pm. 729 Bush St. at Powell. 397-6758. www.thenobhilltheatre.com
Retro Night @ 440 Castro
Jim Hopkins plays classic pop oldies, with vintage music videos. 9pm-2am. 44 Castro St. www.the440.com
Switch @ Q Bar
Weekly women's night at the stylish intimate bar. 9pm-2am. 456 Castro St. www.QbarSF.com
Trivia Night @ Hi Tops
Play the trivia game at the popular new sports bar. 9pm. 2247 Market St. 551-2500. www.HiTopsSF.com
Una Noche @ Club BnB, Oakland
Vicky Jimenez' drag show and contest; Latin music all night. 9pm-2am. 2120 Broadway. (510) 759-7340. www.club-bnb.com
Underwear Night @ Club OMG
Weekly underwear night includes free clothes check, and drink specials. $4. 10pm-2am. Preceded by Open Mic Comedy, 7pm, no cover. 43 6th St. www.clubomgsf.com
Wednesday, Dec. 23
Bedlam @ Beaux
New weekly event with DJs Haute Toddy, Guy Ruben, Mercedez Munro and Abominatrix. Wet T-shirt/jock contest at 11pm. $5-$10. 9pm-2am. 2344 Market St. www.beauxsf.com
Bone @ Powerhouse
New weekly punk-alternative music night hosted by Uel Renteria and Johnny Rockitt. 10pm-2am. 1347 Folsom St. www.powerhousebar.com
Bottoms Up Bingo @ Hi Tops
Play board games and win offbeat prizes at the popular sports bar. 9pm. 2247 Market St. 551-2500. www.HiTopsSF.com
B.P.M. @ Club BnB, Oakland
Olga T and Shugga Shay's weekly queer women and men's R&B hip hop and soul night, at the club's new location. No cover. 8pm-2am. 2120 Broadway, Oakland. www.bench-and-bar.com
Down Your Chimney @ Qbar
Carlos Souffront and Mark O'Brien DJ a pre-Christmas "naughty" party. $5. 9pm-2am. 456 Castro St. www.QbarSF.com
Latin Drag Night @ Club OMG
Weekly Latin night with drag shows hosted by Vicky Jimenez. 9pm-2am. 43 6th St. www.clubomgsf.com
Miss Kitty's Trivia Night @ Wild Side West
The weekly fun night at the Bernal Heights bar includes prizes, hosted by Kitty Tapata. No cover. 7pm-10pm. 424 Cortland St. 647-3099. www.wildsidewest.com
Open Mic/Comedy @ SF Eagle
Kollin Holts hosts the weekly comedy and open mic talent night. 6pm-8pm. 398 12th St. www.sf-eagle.com
Pussy Party @ Beaux
Ladies night at the Castro dance club. 9pm-2am. 2344 Market St. www.beauxsf.com
So You Think You Can Gogo? @ Toad Hall
The weekly dancing competition for gogo wannabes. 9pm. cash prizes, $2 well drinks (2 for 1 happy hour til 9pm). Show at 9pm. 4146 18th St. www.toadhallbar.com
Way Back @ Midnight Sun
Weekly screenings of vintage music videos and retro drink prices. Check out the new expanded front window lounge. 9pm-2am. 4067 18th St. 861-4186. www.midnightsunsf.com
Wooden Nickel Wednesday @ 440
Buy a drink and get a wooden nickle good for another. 12pm-2am. 440 Castro St. 621-8732. www.the440.com
Thursday, Dec. 24
Funny Fun @ Club 21, Oakland
Weekly LGBT and straight comedy night hosted by Dan Mires. $10. 8pm. 2111 Franklin St. Oakland. (510) 268-9425. www.club21oakland.com
Gay Skate Night @ Church on 8 Wheels
LGBT night at the former Sacred Heart Church-turned disco roller skate party space, hosted by John D. Miles, the "Godfather of Skate." Also Wed, Thu, 7pm-10pm. Sat afternoon sessions 1pm-2:30pm and 3pm-5:30pm. $10. Kids 12 and under $5. Skate rentals $5. 554 Fillmore St at Fell. www.churchof8wheels.com
Gym Class @ Hi Tops
Enjoy whiskey shots from jock-strapped hotties and sexy sports videos at the popular new sports bar. 10pm-2am. 2247 Market St. 551-2500. www.HiTopsSF.com
Kung Pao Kosher Comedy @ New Asia Restaurant
The 23rd annual comedy night with Jewish wit and Chinese food and cocktails, with Wendy Liebman, Dana Eagle, Mike Fine and MC Lisa Geduldig. $67 for 7-course banquet 5pm dinner & show; $47 for 8:30pm cocktail show (with veggie dim sum). Also Dec. 25 & 26. 772 Pacific Ave. at Grant. (925) 855-1986. www.Koshercomedy.com
Mary Go Round @ Lookout
Mercedez Munro and Holotta Tymes' weekly drag show. $5. 10:30pm show. DJ Philip Grasso. 3600 16th St. www.lookoutsf.com
Queer Karaoke @ Club OMG
Dana hosts the weekly singing night; unleash your inner American Idol. 8pm. 43 6th St. www.clubomgsf.com
Thirsty Thursdays @ The Cafe
Drink specials, Top 40, gogo studs and no cover, 2 for 1 cocktails until 10:30pm. 2369 Market St. www.cafesf.com
Thump @ White Horse, Oakland
Weekly electro music night with DJ Matthew Baker and guests. 9pm-2am. 6551 Telegraph Ave, (510) 652-3820. www.whitehorsebar.com
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