Issue:  Vol. 40 / No. 5 / 4 February 2010
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Do you dream about a romantic vacation in Latin America, but are short on dinero? Rent Papi Chulos, and meet sexy young men from across the Americas.

First stop, Caracas. The first player is the cover model, who introduces himself as Rob, yet inexplicably, the DVD refers to him as Alex Alexo. He's as cocky as they come, completely self-confident, with the rock-hard goods to back up his kick-ass attitude. He has a solid, lean build, and a cute, smooth face with thick, bright pink lips – the very personification of boyish charm. He teases us by asking if we like his Venezuelan chest. By this point, he'd built up my expectations so much that I anticipated seeing the biggest schlong of my life. And I'm sure the few girls who have seen his puny meat have told him it's the biggest pecker they've ever beheld, but from a gay male point of view, well, let's just say it's more in the breakfast link category than a full-blown chorizo!

Another surprise comes when he turns around to show us his buns. He pulls apart his firm cheeks to expose a virtual forest in his crack. His torso is totally hairless, so his hirsute ass is quite a contrast. Alex is completely adorable, and very enjoyable to watch perform.

The next papi introduces himself as Mark, a Cuban-American from California, but true to form, the DVD refers to him as Tommy Ortiz! He's a very handsome, green-eyed, well-tanned young man, with a full head of wild, dark and bushy hair. And he's twice as well-endowed as the previous player. If the late revolutionary Che Guevara had a grandson, this would be he.

The next player calls himself C-Low, as in J-Lo, but again the DVD disagrees, calling him T. Mendez!

Finally the DVD gets its act together. The next papi introduces himself as Axel, and the DVD identifies him the same way.

Dominican Daddy Chiquia Diaz is the weakest link in Papi Chulos. Although he's as young as the other players, he's way out of shape, with nothing in particular to compensate for it. He isn't handsome or charming, nor does he possess a particularly engaging personality. To top it off, he's wearing an unattractive red nylon hair-cap, as if he couldn't bother to wash his hair for his big-screen debut! But at least he manages to get his long, dark penis up, and off, and shoots a nice, juicy load.

The next player is another Dominican Daddy, with a beer-can-thick, dark donkey dong, but because his body is paler than that of his compatriot, his spongy-looking prick stands out more, mesmerizing the viewer.

Papi Chulos has 17 Latino studs performing individual solo jack-offs indoors, and runs for two action-packed hours. It offers a jolting visual wallop, but rent it rather than buy it, because solos don't bear up well under repeated viewings.

The thumbnails in the DVD scene selection are so tiny that you really can't tell who is who. But technical difficulties aside, the mostly choice young men are what it's all about. Finestarenterainment.com, Papistud.com.